To the Parents of the brattiest kid at McDonalds tonight…

I don’t know what was more annoying, your 5 year old son (with girly hair) who insisted on taking over each and every video game (even when someone was already playing with it), or the way the 2 of you handled each situation by getting 2 inches from the innocent children’s faces with fingers pointed at their tearing eyes as you yell at them to “share. ” Seriously. They don’t need to “share”, your son needs to back off and wait his turn!!!

With that said, if you ever make my son cry again by your bullying antics, I will follow you home and sick my posse of creative readers on you. We will hot glue your entire trailer shut and mod podge your car. You’ve messed with the wrong mom (who happens to be majorly PMSing tonight!) and I won’t stand for it. Your son needs discipline and you need clothes that cover those disgusting tatoos. Now kiss your cousin goodnight, promise us all you won’t procreate anymore and consider yourselves warned…

Wife, mom of 5, and creator of Somewhat Simple, Stephanie has a passion to create and inspire. She is an Orange County transplant who is now enjoying life in Phoenix, AZ. She enjoys traveling, shopping, organizing, cooking and creating simple projects for her home and family.
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  1. Sarah says

    You have me laughing my head off! The only thing I would have done different is tear into them right then and there! I can't believe they made him cry! Oh I would have been sooo mad!

  2. The Little Red Shop says

    I'm sorry for the lil' kiddos who have to deal with bullies. Just today, one of my friends said that she may keep her son out of public school when she heard that a real lil' meanie missed the cut-off for this year's kindergarten and may join her son's class next year. Her son is a doll! Your lil' Mickey D bully will probably end up living next to me in 13 years…where he will drive way too fast and blare his bass! Ugh!

  3. Jessica says

    I can't stand brats.. or parents who can't discipline. It makes me want to take off my belt & spank them myself! ha!

    ..and I got a laugh out of your venting as well!

  4. Kimberly Lynne Rohn Wresh says

    Honestly Steph, I am surprised you didn't haul off and smack her. If I was there I would have held your pop while you smacked her.

    Next time text me and I am on it.

  5. Ashley says

    Yikes! Mean people are crappy. That would be awesome if you could sick all your readers on them. They wouldn't know what hit them!

  6. Robin Baker says

    LMAO…one of the funniest blog posts I've ever read! ha ha ha ha ha. I had to re read a bit though, I was confused on who the mom was pointing at…your kid?! OH NO, don't you dare yell at my kid or I might spank you! LMAO… seriously though, did you say anything to her?!!!!