Funny Quotes- Add Your Own!

Are you in need of a pick-me-up today ’cause I am! I thought it would be fun to list our favorite funny quotes. Here is mine:

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Do you have any funny quotes you’d like to share? Leave them in the comment section of this blog post so we can all get a good laugh! :)

About Stephanie

Stephanie is the creator of Somewhat Simple. She is married to her her best friend and together they are raising 4 sweet kids who keep them busy, but make life fun! They are Orange County transplants who are now enjoying life in Phoenix, AZ. She enjoys traveling, shopping, organizing, and creating simple projects in her "spare time."


  1. This is one of mine…”Love is watching someone else’s boring TV show. ” Pinned here:

    I love Peanuts. And, I love my husband enough to watch his boring/silly TV shows, and he does the same for me.

  2. These are two that make me laugh:
    First, for those of us who are algebra strugglers – “And then Satan said, ‘Put the alphabet in math’”
    This one I ran across recently, referring to laundry, a sign for the laundry room – “You’ve got to know when to hold them, know when to fold them, know when to walk away, and know when to run!”

  3. These two are laundry related as well:
    As I do more laundry, nudists seem less crazy.
    Laundry today or naked tomorrow.


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