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Funny Dieting Quote Free Printable

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We’re hoping this funny dieting quote will put a smile on your face today!

funny dieting quote free printable

Last week I was looking through some greeting cards and I found a funny dieting quote on one that reminded me of the resolution I made (and broke) – “lose weight, eat healthy”. (Does that sound familiar to anyone?)

The thought of eating better sounds like such a good idea, until I want a brownie. Or cupcake.

I just wish losing weight was as easy as gaining weight. And there should be certain foods that make you gain weight (in muscle, of course) and then there should be certain foods that would make you lose weight (and have tight abs). I also think you should lose weight anytime you pass on eating something that you really want to taste. Like when my son asks me if I want a bite of his donut. Of course I want a bite, but I’m trying to be good. “No thank you.” I say. And I should lose a pound. Fair, right? But all of this is a rant for another day, I guess.

Anyway, that funny dieting quote I saw is now a free printable that you can download and print from home. If you’re like me and are “above average” in the awesome department, you should hang it in a place where your family and friends or coworkers will see it and get a few good laughs.

funny dieting quote

“I’ve tried dieting and it doesn’t work. There is simply no way all this awesomeness can fit into a smaller size.”


As always, this image is for personal use only and may not be mass-produced or sold. Please don’t sell it in your Etsy shop (we’ve seen that happen!) or claim this to be your own. Thanks for understanding!

This post originally published on Somewhat Simple in January 2015 and was updated in May 2016.