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Dirty Monkey Mocktail

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This non-alcoholic dirty monkey drink recipe is based off of the virgin dirty monkey mocktail I enjoyed on a recent Princess cruise.  Made with bananas, cream and chocolate, this frozen drink recipe is a tasty option for a sunny day.

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Whether you’re sailing to Freeport, Bahamas, Cancun, Mexico or Roatan, Honduras, there’s nothing better than sitting by the pool and sipping this delicious mocktail recipe.

two glasses filled with this Dirty Monkey recipe topped with a banana and whipped cream

Dirty Monkey Drink

My husband and I don’t drink alcohol, but that doesn’t mean we don’t appreciate a fun, delicious drink! Today I’m sharing a new mocktail recipe inspired by my favorite drink of choice from our recent Princess Cruise vacation!

Princess Cruises offers a variety of beverage packages on board so you can get unlimited or discounted specialty beverages. With the Premier Beverage Package, my husband and I could enjoy a wide array of mocktails, juice, bottled water, smoothies, and sodas. (This package offers wine, beer and specialty coffee too.)

Princess Mocktail

Since we aren’t alcohol drinkers, the idea of ordering a mixed drink was sort of new territory for us. After drinking a couple virgin pina coladas and strawberry daiquiris (sometimes mixing the two), I went on Instagram and asked for more mocktail suggestions. The most popular answer by far was to order a Virgin Dirty Monkey Drink. I had never heard of this drink before, and I literally had no idea what was in it! I ordered it at lunch that afternoon and in just a few sips I knew my mocktail preference had changed forever!

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Virgin Dirty Monkey drink in glasses on a counter topped with banana slices and whipped cream.

How To Make A Dirty Banana

A Dirty Monkey cocktail (also called a Dirty Banana) is a chocolatey frozen beverage with fresh bananas. It is creamy, sweet and perfectly refreshing.

I knew I would want to recreate this drink for my kids at home, so I watched one of the bartenders carefully work his magic. The ingredients to make a dirty monkey are simple; you just need half and half, chocolate syrup, bananas and ice.

Dirty Banana

When I returned home, I looked online for a Dirty Monkey recipe, but all the recipes I found used more than the 4 ingredients that were used on our Princess cruise. Some of the recipes used specialty products that I’ve never heard of, and I was not interested in searching high and low at the grocery store and spending unnecessary money. So I decided to come up with my own recipe and I have to say, it is so, so good!

Here is the recipe I came up with based on what I remember sipping on the Caribbean Princess.

Dirty Monkey Mocktail

Sipping this delicious chocolate-banana drink brings me back to that amazing 7-day Caribbean cruise. In fact, if I close my eyes and block out all the noise in the house from the kids, I can almost imagine myself sitting poolside on the Lido deck.

Well… almost!

Dirty Monkey Recipe

Dirty Monkey
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The Princess Dirty Monkey Recipe

This non-alcoholic Dirty Monkey is based off of the Virgin Dirty Monkey Mocktail served on Princess cruises.
Course Drinks
Cuisine American
Keyword mocktail
Prep Time 5 minutes
Total Time 5 minutes
Servings 2 glasses
Calories 325 kcal


  • 1 cup of half + half
  • 2 cups of ice
  • 2 bananas peeled
  • 1/3 cup of chocolate syrup


  1. Add all ingredients to a blender and mix well.
  2. Pour into 2 glasses, add some whipped cream, banana slices + chocolate shavings and you're good to go!

Dirty Monkey Mocktail



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